From the promoters:
IF YOU AIN’T SHOWIN IT, DETENTION FOR YOU AND YOURS IN MS. POPE'S OFFICE.
We invite you to a night of amateur stripping / performance art for cash with fierce judgement rendered by two drag queens who will talk about this with Jenny in 3rd Period.
Sharpen those pencils and prepare to lose your virginity in the bathroom, we are going back to school.
A moment of discovery, a moment of painful memory. Some may be yearning for the simpler times of our youth, some may still be recreating the dynamics that hurt us so much when we were younger, some may be horny.
Instead of talking about whatever happened in our childhood to lead to you wanting to attend an event like this, just embrace it.
We are at Round Venue!
Doors at 10pm
Performances from your hosts to warm you up (time permittin')
Amateur Stripping at 1130pm + 1230pm
Winners announced at 130am.
As always, In terms of ‘strip’ – we are open to wide interpretation. Acts that adhere to the theme are given a leg up in judging, but you don't have to limit yourself! The more ridiculous the better. All genders & orientations encouraged. It's body-posi, queer-posi, all posi.
Show Begins at 10ish.
Acts –> Intermission –> Acts
$100 to the winner
$50 to the shoulda been winner
& Prizes to Dishonourable Mentions
Claim a spot to perform a song in the Comments.
Tell us your song.
PM if you are shy.
If you pre-register to perform, you and a friend get in for free + 1 drink ticket!
There may be last minute slots in person with time permitting.
Fierce Judgement rendered by
Allysin "Lesbian Gym Teacher" Chaynes
Jacklynne "Honking J-Birds by the Cancer Tree" Hyde
& Adam "Guidance Counselor" the DJ
$5 b4 midnight | $10 after.