“IF YOU AIN’T SHOWIN IT, PUT SPF 80 ON YOURSELF TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM THE RAYS.
We invite you to a night of amateur stripping / performance art for cash with fierce judgement rendered by a gaggle of drag queens who this theme isn't a theme, but just reality.
Beach day beach day beach day.
Test out your Hanlan's beach wear for a captive audience.
We are looking for your favourite sand in your underpants numbers as all of queer Toronto awaits the opening of one of the only things that makes living in this congested, expensive hellhole worthwhile. The bathrooms serve as the bushes.
Come on in for some top notch fun in the sun, and sign up to perform your groovy beach cruise for all of us!
We are at Round Venue!
Doors at 10pm
Performances from your hosts to warm you up (time permittin')
Amateur Stripping at 1115pm + Midnight + 1245am
Winners announced at 145am.
As always, In terms of ‘strip’ – we are open to wide interpretation. Acts that adhere to the theme are given a leg up in judging, but you don't have to limit yourself! The more ridiculous the better. All genders & orientations encouraged. It's body-posi, queer-posi, all posi.
Doors at 10
Acts begin at 11:15ish
Acts –> Intermission –> Acts
$100 to the winner
$50 to the shoulda been winner
& Prizes to Dishonourable Mentions in honour of our fallen mutant comrade, Swampwater.
Claim a spot to perform a song in the Comments.
Tell us your song.
PM if you are shy.
If you pre-register to perform, you and a friend get in for free + 1 drink ticket!
There may be last minute slots in person with time permitting.
Fierce Judgement rendered by
Allysin "Worst Life Guard" Chaynes
Jacklynne "Goth on the Beach" Hyde
Ash Ashlee "Bush Inspector" Warchild
& DJ Adam "SPF 80" Cowan
& Archie "Clowns Don't Burn" Maples
$5 b4 midinght, $10 after.