IF YOU AIN’T SHOWIN IT, YOU ARE A LAST IN MARIO KART
We invite you to a night of amateur stripping / performance art for cash with fierce judgement rendered by two nerdy drag queens that grew up to be hot and are now blossoming as bitter women.
Zerg rush on out to a night where of your prepubescent dreams can come true. We want your video game inspired lewd acts, your Sims mods, a feast for the Goldeneyes, whip out those donkey kongs, xbox will your front box, give a few pokes to a man. I dunno, there's like, a million things there.
Sign on up to show those vivid dreams you have about wishing characters were real, to be there for you, to go on adventures with, to survive with.
We are at Round Venue, but we changed some things up!
Doors at 9pm / FIRST 10 PEOPLE ARE FREE
Performances from your blue team hosts at 10pm
Amateur Stripping at 11pm + 12pm
Winners announced at 1am.
As always, In terms of ‘strip’ – we are open to wide interpretation. Acts that adhere to the theme are given a leg up in judging, but you don't have to limit yourself! The more ridiculous the better. All genders & orientations encouraged. It's body-posi, queer-posi, all posi.
Show Begins at 10
Acts –> Intermission –> Acts
$100 to the winner
$50 to the shoulda been winner
& Prizes to Dishonourable Mentions
If you pre-register to perform, you and a friend get in for free + 1 drink ticket!
There may be last minute slots in person with time permitting.
Fierce Judgement rendered by
Allysin "Wario" Chaynes
Jacklynne "Cavern Boss Level" Hyde
& Adam "Squirtle" the DJ
$5 b4 midinght, $10 after.