BATHHOUSE & BODY WORKS -
A Quite Bizarre Monthly Queer Bathhouse Night of Drag, Performance, and Fetishes That Come From Fever Dreams.
Hanlan's has been closed and life is unfair. Ontario and Toronto own many critical government services such as Toronto Hydro and the LCBO, but the important government service of providing nude cruising for the queermoss is out of operation because some dumb fish is swimming on some dumb baseball diamond.
This month's Bathhouse & Body Works is a fake, plastic Hanlan's. You don't even have to hide your tall can from that rover that comes around every 30 minutes in the exact same predictable path. You don't have to goto the South end to hide your ~acts~.
It's a SMUTTY BEACH PARTY.
PERFORMANCES /// FISHER PRICE - The resident fish flaps upon shore to lay their tilapia pon du sand. + TBA
DJs /// CAM LEE + MIMI
POLE DANCING // Ayesha Rye
BODY PAINTING /// Get yr body beautiful
TAROT READING /// with resident witch Jae
VISUALS /// Effie Eff
SUPER FETISH /// POOL FULL O' LUBE WRESTLING // We are getting an inflatable pool and filling it with lube for wrestling. I...dunno.
Hot Tub + Heated Pool + Sauna + Showers + Dungeon + ‘Rooms for Activities’ by Oasis Aqua Lounge
Your host ADAM “My name is John" COWAN is here for your questions and inspections.
We now have a group for you to keep abreast of things -
$20 Gender Neutral Pricing @ ze door.
Includes Locker & Towels & Full Access.
Be sure to bring your ID. Very strict.
Wear as much as everything or as little as nothing.
Single, taken, queer, gay, straight, bi, trans, lesbian, questioning and kinky. This event is for all sexual orientations and all gender identities. Unfortunately, the venue is sans accessible.
We do our best to make this a good time for everyone. If you find anybody not respecting you for ANY reason, please alert security, the staff, or Adam.