“Father Dutch Consta’s
DETENTION: Back to School Kiki Ball
Friday Sept 9, 8pm
Tranzac Club, 292 Brunswick Ave
It’s the first day of school and you and your crew already got detention for acting up?!! Dang.
Well, might as well use the time to study up - or at least pretend to. Dust off that trapper keeper, double check your schedule, and when the beat drops, make sure you have your hall pass.
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Runway - English Class. Let your effect be inspired by a character from any classic summer reading list book. Virgin Runway calls for the same thing. Bring or send ahead a quote from the book as proof if you think the judges didn't do their homework... NO pics from the movie version of a book.
Realness - Gym Class. Mean girls and bully bros. In your high school gym clothes, show them why they’ll still have to be scared of you this year
BQUIP - Physics Class. Defy Newton’s laws, or fall prey to gravity’s grip? Just don’t lose momentum.
Performance - Chemistry Class. Welcome to the Table of Elements! Draw your inspiration from one chemical element and make sure you bring ALL FIVE elements of vogue to the floor for your 10s - we will be counting! Virgins, same thing.
Sex Siren - Biology Class Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel... Bring us on a field trip inspired by any species Indigenous to the Canadian wilderness
Bizarre - Psychology Class. The psychoanalyst Carl Jung famously wrote, “Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” Look deep inside and open those eyes.
Best Dressed - History Class. Every decade brought new troubles, new technologies, and new fashions. Pick a decade from the 20th century and bring a cohesive, head to toe best dressed effect.
Foot, Eye & Bag - Geography Class. Bring three pieces representing three different climates, habitats, or geographical zones.
Face - Music Class. Whether you’re first violin or your mixtape drops by senior year, bring us a music inspired effect
Donation as a House - Extracurriculars. Please donate NEW school supplies such as notebooks, pencils, folders, backpacks, binders, calculators, etc.... These will be donated to Native Women's Resource Centre.”