"Greetings from the township of Cloudy Corners, famously home to grey skies and apple pies!
Let's face it folks, we live in tumultuous times, so why not cozy up together in our bar-turned-bunker and call it a community centre. A local municipal official will be present to field your toughest questions about the mysterious crop circles showing up in your fields. Remember- this is not a drill, and if it was, we wouldn't tell you.
Isn't that metallic taste in the back of your mouth delicious? Oh, and a reminder to not scratch at that lump on the back of your neck. You know, the one keeps beeping every three hours. Did we mention that your skin looks great lately? Loving that healthy green glow- very organic.
We can't all be lizard queens, but every reptile wants to feel like royalty. As for this party, you don't need to be a card holder to a secret society to dance the night away- you just need to ignore the nagging feeling that you've wandered into a limbo between timelines, or that Old Granny Jenkins winning the county fair with her homemade jam for the tenth year in a row was an inside job. X marks the spot, and it's right on The Beaver.
Lucinda Miu as the blonde that got too cozy with the president
Łady Kunterpunt as George Noory
Aura Nova as the clone of a popstar who secretly died years ago
Kitty Creature as a GMO: Girl Made Organic
DJ Cameron Lee will be playing all music backwards to reveal hidden messages
Rita Ann gogo dances to distract us from..something...
Doors 10pm x $5 (free in spooky drag) x 19+