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Diet Ghosts Present: Clown Korporate

  • The Beaver 1192 Queen Street West Toronto, ON, M6J 1J6 Canada (map)

“Welcome to your new job at Clown Korporate! Your workplace disorientation begins at the stroke of midnight, as all successful business does. Fitting 30 clowns into one vehicle is what we call carpooling to work. Also, I’m gonna need you to file those rubber chicken expense reports. Did you hear the one about the clown romancing the water cooler? They both got fired. What, were you expecting a punchline? This ain’t no funny business. See you at the conference room- bring your squeakiest red nose.

Lucinda Miu as the cable girl who's definitely listening to your private phone calls

Prince Johnny as the head of accounting who’s hip to be square

Aura Nova as the girl You warned HR about

Kitty Creäture as the person that keeps stealing your food from the office fridge

And our CEO, company founder, and clown business mogul Łady Kunterpunt


DJ Blip†or spinning a symphony of rubber chickens into the night

Imogen Quest is the gogo dancer who just transferred from another branch you've heard rumours about

Dress code is business formal. Think bright colours, zany patterns, and clown face paint. This isn’t casual Friday.”

Earlier Event: January 25
Later Event: January 25
After Werk: The Blue Ball