Get into this:
“Everything feels lovelier at the Follies, especially crimes of passion. A lover's lips lock away their secrets, but with a lover's kiss you have the key. In a pink powderpuff world, there is no shame in a little old fashioned sabotage. Hell hath no fury like a starlet replaced with Glenn Close. Careful showgirls, these marquees have eyes. The marbles scattered onstage are all part of the show.
Who are those dazzling creatures sparkling in the shadows?
Prince Johnny as the good ship lollipop
Kitty Creäture as the mink you dyed pink to match your stink
Aura Nova as the ingenue ready to push you down the stairs
Łady Kunterpunt as a slot machine that only dispenses crayons
Lucinda Miu as Nomi Malone in a gorilla suit
DJ Marilyn Mansion (Cameron) and their orchestra will be playing a rusty trombone solo as we all strip on the dancefloor
Gogo Betsy Swoon will be causing heart palpitations and making us all look bad in comparison
Doors at 10pm-First Act at midnight
$10 cover/$5 in a themed look
Dress code is dazzling and romantic. What is your definition of a showgirl, showman, or showthem? Aim to sparkle!
[The Beaver is unfortunately not an accessible venue (one step at front door, four stairs leading to bathroom)]”