“For the last year, four friends have kept a secret- but secrets don't make friends, and a secret friend is coming back for vengeance. Don't answer the door. Don't answer the phone. Don't let it go to voicemail either- your answering machine is already full... Full of MURDER! Will the threat of violence cancel our house party? As if! Dial back the clock to an era before the Y2K bug launched us into the darkest timeline. A time of frosted tips and boy band hits. Oh snap.
Kitty Creäture as the girl in desperate need of a movie makeover montage
Aura Nova as the teenage witch that my mom forced me to invite
Lucinda Miu as the baby you keep wanting to hit one more time
and introducing ~ SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER ~
Selena Vyle as the final girl that failed her finals
Someone knows their secret, someone knows they're scared, and no one cares what they did last summer.
Coming to the Beaver this summer
With DJ Adam Cowan controlling the boom box
Gogo Tygr Willy dancing on the tables
Bearonetta will be guarding the front door, keeping out narcs
$10 at the door/$5 in a 90's slasher look
Doors at 10PM/Blood Drenched Show at Midnight
Dress code is 90's house party bloodbath. Don't just give us Grunge or Saved By the Bell Preppy- glaze it with a horror film fantasy. Are you a cadaver or a cold-blooded killer? It's up to you.
[The Beaver is unfortunately not an accessible venue (one step at front door, four stairs leading to bathroom)]”