Guess who's back from the dead and running for prom royalty! I'm so keen to bury that square student life and graduate from infection to full blown necrosis. If you've been bitten by a classmate, please see the school nurse immediately. You'll need to hand in your parental permission slips before you spike the punch. Wanna slow dance, baby? Make sure to leave room for Jesus! Satan doesn't need you to accommodate him. He's already here. This is the prom you wish you could have had. Go Beavers Go!
Aura Nova as the girl we're all planning to drown in pig's blood
Łady Kunterpunt as our responsible, sober school principal
Lucinda Miu as the jock itch just waiting to be scratched
Kitty Creäture as the most popular girl in school forever and always
Gogo Serruh Sparkles as Sadie Hawkins
DJ Dare has all the quarters needed for a night of jukebox hits
Dance begins at 10pm, Show at Midnight! $10 at the door/$5 in a themed look
Dress Code is an 50's prom pastiche, but honestly, you do you- just look your absolute best! Funeral lilies make a great corsage, resurrect a poodle skirt style if you choose, rock that rockabilly regalia. Dress to impress, as this is a formal dance.
[The Beaver is unfortunately not an accessible venue (one step at front door, four stairs leading to bathroom)]