“Wipe that grease from your forehead and take a break from that fast food hellscape. Dance with us for FRY ME TO HELL and turn your best fast-food hell wear and get fried. We have a ridiculous runway prize for the best on theme look and want you to crank the heat up to win it.
Our Happy meal performers:
The secret sauce squirter herself MOLLY KEWL (Kristopher James Truchan)
The forbidden seasoning MS.G (Brian Jiang)
The district managers from the seventh circle of hell
And our Abba CD on repeat Allysin Chaynes will be DJing
Midnight runway and show!”