Get into it:
“What...are you wearing? Did you smoke one of your ponchos? Our next event is everything MET GALA. Specifically Kämp! Put on your best flamingo headpiece or Rihanna gown and get ready to walk the runway. Speaking of runways.... Turn your best on theme look and walk our runway and win a prize~!!!
Those 6yr old Prada shoes, that are just okay, The Ugly One (Uglyy Onee)~!!!
That ridiculous Viktor&Rolf gown, you just can't ignore, Kasper The Queer Ghost (Kasper Ghøst)~!!!
That LV purse knock-off, but it says FU instead, FischerPrice (Justin Toast Gray)~!!!
Heidi Klum met her once and said she was hot, Miss Moço (Adam Moco)~!!!
Our resident Vivienne Westwood impersonator, DJ Allysin Chaynes~!!!
Midnight runway presentation, Performances to follow, Dancing all night long~!!!”