QUEER SOBER EVENTS GUIDE MARCH

You made it! We are neaarly getting to the point where days are getting longer, brighter and gayer. The snowbanks are retreating into the ground. You’re gradually wearing less and less clothing (and we’re here for it!).

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You did your best to stick to your sobriety goals in the deep, depressing cold season – a time when keeping to such goals is often the most difficult – and before long you’ll have blue skies and the sun’s replenishing, vitamin-D-filled rays to help keep you on the straight and narrow.
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And to help with all that, here’s a fresh crop of sober things for you to do. You vaguely remember how to function in the outside world, so cough up that wad of cat hair you’ve been accumulating, soak the potatoes from your winter stew-encrusted hair, trim back that hearty winter nose bush, and get out there!
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Please note that this guide is put together to the best of the ability of our alcohol-free Events Editor Vee, who does her best, but may not always get it right. Please use your best judgment and if an event is making you feel uncomfortable or tempted to break your sobriety goals, consider leaving, and if you want to, let us know.

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Tuesday, March 4

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Shagadelic ‘60s – O’Grady’s on Church

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Wednesday, March 5
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Sappho Say What – Comedy Bar

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Thursday, March 6
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Gayly Forward Open House Concert – Hope United Church

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Questionable - BIPOC EDITION - Queer Singles Trivia – Glad Day Bookshop

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Friday, March 7
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Harm Reduction Kitmaking – Breakaway Community Services

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For the Girls: Charity Comedy Show – Free Times Café

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The Heterosexuals – Comedy Bar

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Saturday, March 8
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International Women’s Day Building Takeover – The 519

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Monday, March 10
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Guidance – Paradise Theatre

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Thursday, March 13
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Tom Hearn “Gay Garbage” Album Recording – Comedy Bar

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Laugh It Forward – The Comedy Lab

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Queer Game Night – Free Play

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Homo Say What? – Glad Day Bookshop

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Saturday, March 16
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Shania Twink – The Great Hall

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Kings of Kensington: Loverboyz – Handlebar

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Thursday, March 20
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Well at Work: Trans & Non-Binary Career Fair – Sherbourne Health Centre

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Saturday, March 22
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Messy’s Drag Bingo – Super Bargain

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Sunday, March 23
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Queer Club Fair – Three Dollar Bill

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Monday, March 24

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Drag for Palestine – Glad Day Bookshop

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Thursday, March 27
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THOT Process – SOCAP Comedy

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Monday, March 31
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Trans Day of Celebration – Glad Day Bookshop

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Events will be added to this sober guide as we find them. If we are missing your event please feel free to get in touch.